Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se

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Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda karte huye ..

Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu,
Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du.

Saamne wala passenger..
Bhow, Bhow Bhow, Bhow .. :-P

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Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi

Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.
1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.

Papa: Beta daro mat, Mera haath pakad lo.
Bacchi: Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.
Papa (Muskura kar bole): Dono me kya Antar hai?

Bacchi: Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad, Me Aapka haath chhod du.
LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to, Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.
AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE…
*GREAT LOVE*

Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai, Maa-Baap nahi…
Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our PARENT’S.

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Bahu: I am going to supermarket

Bahu: I am going to supermarket.

Aloknath: Take my sanskaar.

Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo.

Aloknath: Arre I mean my son’s car. :D

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Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi

Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.

1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.

Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.

Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.

Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?

Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.

LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.

“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”

GREAT LOVE.

“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”

Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”.

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Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!

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