Boy was in a park behind a tree with his girl-friend
Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love,
Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
where are the women?
Don’t buy any woman a Valentines treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives u atleast 5 names of women who died for love…
Because no woman would die for love…
Wake up guys…
Jaago Boyfriends jaago.
Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se
Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to
Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi
Sharabi road par pada tha
Ek bar ek Marwadi ne ek yogi Mahraj ko pranam kiya
Ek bar ek Marwadi ne ek yogi Mahraj ko pranam kiya,
Yogi ne aashirwad diya..
Jao baccha tumhe swarg milega,
Kuch dakshina dete Jao,
Marwadi ne kaha, main yeh mumbai tumhe dakshina main deta hun.
Yogi ne kaha, ye mumbai kya tumhare baap ka hai….
Marwadi ne kaha, to kya swarg tumhare baap ka hai,
Pagalo wali, Baat karta hai
Hum Duniya ko topi pehnate hai or tu Marwadi ko!! 
1 Chinese, 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the
1 Chinese, 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!
Chinese ne Sui phenki.
Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..
Gore ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..
Sardar ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga.
‘Batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,’
Sardar bola: Main bhi tera baap hu, maine disprin ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta,
Ghar chal bohot kaam pada hai.
JINN Shocked & SARDAR ROCKED