Boy was in a park behind a tree with his girl-friend

Boy was in a park behind a tree with his girl-friend …
Old man: Beta, kya ye hamari sanskriti hai?
Boy: Nahin uncle! Ye Pallavi hai.
Aap dusre ped ke piche check karo.

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Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love,

Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
where are the women?

Don’t buy any woman a Valentines treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives u atleast 5 names of women who died for love…
Because no woman would die for love…

Wake up guys…
Jaago Boyfriends jaago.

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Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se

Don’t miss This… Its awesome!!!

Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda karte huye ..

Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu,
Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du.

Saamne wala passenger..
Bhow, Bhow Bhow, Bhow .. :-P

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Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to

Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de… :-D ;-)

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Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi

Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi…
Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile..
Kutti gabhra gayi…
Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi..
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi.. 8-O :roll:

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Sharabi road par pada tha

Sharabi road par pada tha,
Police man: Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi: Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man: Kya Majburi Thi?
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Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya…

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Ek achcha friend ek medicine ki tarah hota hai

Very Beautiful Lines..

Ek achcha friend ek medicine ki tarah hota hai..
Lekin ek acha group pura medical store ki tarah hota hai… :)

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Ek bar ek Marwadi ne ek yogi Mahraj ko pranam kiya

Ek bar ek Marwadi ne ek yogi Mahraj ko pranam kiya,
Yogi ne aashirwad diya..
Jao baccha tumhe swarg milega,

Kuch dakshina dete Jao,

Marwadi ne kaha, main yeh mumbai tumhe dakshina main deta hun.

Yogi ne kaha, ye mumbai kya tumhare baap ka hai….

Marwadi ne kaha, to kya swarg tumhare baap ka hai,
Pagalo wali, Baat karta hai

Hum Duniya ko topi pehnate hai or tu Marwadi ko!! :D :twisted:

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1 Chinese, 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the

1 Chinese, 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!
Chinese ne Sui phenki.
Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..
Gore ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Sardar ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga.
‘Batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,’
Sardar bola: Main bhi tera baap hu, maine disprin ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta,
Ghar chal bohot kaam pada hai.
JINN Shocked & SARDAR ROCKED

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Fark Hota hai khuda aur Fakir me

Fark Hota hai khuda aur Fakir me,
Fark hota hai kismat aur Lakir me,

Agar kuch Chaho Aur na Mile,
To samaj Lena ki kuch aur Accha Likha hai Takdir me.

Har Pal mein Pyaar hai,
Har Lamhe mein Khushi..

Kho Do to Yaadein hai,
Jee Lo to Zindgi

Mat Socho ki Zindagi mein Kitne Pal hai,
Yeh Dekho ki Har Pal mein, Kitni Zindagi hai. :)

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